What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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