We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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