are you still at the devil's house?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
being pregnant is like rehab
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.