i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What a dumb baby whore.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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