Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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