wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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