would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Boobs are out for the taking
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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