Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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