I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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