her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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