Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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