i don't like sucking hair
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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