have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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