She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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