So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize