Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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