i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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