I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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