She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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