Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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