He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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