I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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