Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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