Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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