She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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