Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
sex in a hospital.. check
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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