just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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