How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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