i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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