I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so explain again why im purple
no
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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