Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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