people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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