Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can't turn off my feet"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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