the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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