I wannas sexs uuuuu
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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