He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm too high and old for this...
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