i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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