I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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