Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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