What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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