Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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