we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
