she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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