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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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