We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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