I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
