is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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