And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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