I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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