whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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