belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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