just come out here and I will go home with you...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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