ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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