I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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