The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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