I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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